If Dexter is your favorite TV mass murderer, then why not look like him too and sport the Dexter Apron. Let's hope that you only take after him in looks though and not in the killer attitude.
Rock this item when you're getting your hands dirty with washing dishes or cooking. Entertainment Earth says, "An adjustable neck strap ensures that all your vital body parts are covered. Be meticulously clean while you methodically follow your favorite recipes, and leave no evidence that you were ever hacking and sawing away in the kitchen. One size fits most."
This is a great item to wear around friends for a laugh or to terrify your daughter's new boyfriend.