I will never be cool enough to wear the 'Death before Duty' monocle. Steampunk has taken eyewear by storm. Watch out Lens Crafters.
Professor Maelstromme's 'Death before Duty' monocle will definitely help you stand out anywhere. All eyes will be drawn to you as you saunter into the midnight showing of Howl's Moving Castle. Show everyone who the king/queen of steampunked monocles is once and for all. Thank you Professor Maelstromme. Everything is much clearer now thanks to you.
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Professor Maelstromme's ' Death Before Duty' Monocle Lets You See in Style
- By: Michael HinesApr 1, 2010