The Corn Dog Lip Balm is the Gift That Keeps on Giving

 - Dec 19, 2009
References: mcphee & bookofjoe
Sometimes there are good inventions, like lightbulbs and food dehydrators. Then there are great inventions, like the corn dog lip balm.

Created to keep your lips all nice and plump and luscious, just like a hot dog that is battered in corn bread and deep fried to perfection (a super food really). No idea on how it tastes, but if the corn dog lip balm tastes anything like the real thing, I guarantee you it will be sick to the last drop.