Cookie Misfortune Evil Cookies may just ruin your meal. The cookies give terrible fortune and life predictions. By terrible, I mean mean.
You could get lucky and receive a funny prediction inside your cookie, but overall they are just plain rude. The site warns "WARNING: Not for children. Trust us," which should give you a better understanding of what to expect. If you buy the Cookie Misfortune Evil Cookies and are upset by their predictions, don't worry -- that stuff is never right.
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