If you felt that popcorn poppers needed a more violent redesign, then behold the cannon popcorn maker.
The cannon popcorn maker looks like an old school cannon that would be used on naval warships, or the circus. However, instead of firing a giant ball of lead, or–in the case of the circus–a clown, the cannon popcorn maker fires delicious rounds of freshly popped popcorn. The cannon popcorn maker does not require oil, and instead uses hot air circulation to get the kernels popping. The cannon popcorn maker has a nice coffee colored body and black wheels attached on either side to help aim it at the right angle so the popcorn can fall gently out of the opening.
While it won't be much help in a naval battle out at sea, the cannon popcorn maker will never miss when it comes to making delicious popcorn.