9 Bladed scissors, have they not heard of shredders? Anyway if you have something against shredders then these scissors are perfect because they shred paper nine times faster than normal scissors and are available for $19.80. (GUSH Magazine)
Implications - It stands to be noted that scissors such as this would be far more portable than your standard shredding machine. On top of this, they are also more eco-friendly in that they don't require an outlet or batteries in order to function. As long as you don't mind doing a bit of extra work, these none blade scissors might be the perfect way to shred any unwanted paper at whim.