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Easy Christmas Gifts for Those on Your Naughty List

 - Dec 8, 2011
This collection of pleasurably phallic personal massagers serve as the perfect Christmas gift inspiration for that special someone on your naughty list this year. From festive Christmas tree-shaped adult toys to ones featuring luxurious designs and glamorous metallic seasonal colors, these innovative pleasure tools represent some of the most sought after on the market. There is even a presidential probe in the mold of Obama that will bring you as many giggles not in use as it does when you have it turned on.

Just make sure if you're going to give one of these arousing Christmas gifts that you wrap it in its own unique paper so that the recipient doesn't have to go through the embarrassment of accidentally opening it in front of your whole family on Christmas morning.