Katie Jensen
Writer
Hamilton, Ontario · Member since Jul 2011
5Published Articles
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Q&A with Katie
What is unique that's not in your bio?
I love improv and pulling practical jokes. Cracking jokes is my automatic response to any situation, so I'm not invited to funerals anymore.
How do you define cool?
By cutting a cucumber in half and jabbing a thermometer in the centre.
What is your secret to uncovering trends?
I troll the internet an awful lot. I ought to erect a bridge and charge tolls.
What are your tips for writing a juicy post?
Lots of pictures. I'd take the Poky Little Puppy over Tolstoy any day.
What inspires or excites you?
My next meal. I'm like Rolly from 101 Dalmatians.
Predict something awesome for 2020?
Perfect vision will be ALL the rage in 2020. Everyone and their brother will become a registered optician just to meet the demand.
