Holding a cold or hot beverage for too long can be harmful for your hands, which is why these wacky drink holders are here to offer some humorous ways to hold your beverages for as long as you wish.
While beer cozies or beverage sleeves may seem like eye sores to some, their practical and convenient usage allows drinkers to easily consume hot and cold beverages without doing harm to their hands. A great way to add some personality and humor to an ordinarily mundane drinking accessory, these wacky drink holders will definitely make enjoying a beverage a much more playful experience. From beer cozies designed to resemble retro video game characters to designs shaped like footballs and prescription bottles, these wacky drink holders will definitely add a fun and humorous touch to any ordinary beverage.
65 Wacky Drink Holders
From Bathroom-Themed Beer Holders to Comically Clinical Can Cozies:
Tana Makmanee — Nov 21, 2013 — Lifestyle
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Sassy Coffee Sleeves
These Hilarious Cussing Cozies are Sure to Spice Up Your Morning Cup of Joe
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Opinionated Mug Huggers
These Knitstorm Mug Cozies are Warm and Wordy
64
Handsfree Oenophile Accessories
This Gifted Grape Wine Glass Gadgets Multitask Merlot-Drinking
63
Inset Mug Sleeves
The Dreps Porcelain Cup Has a Mod Visual Accent that Protects Hands from Heat
62
Handy Beverage Bags
The Coffee Bag is Easy Handling for Two Cups of Joe
61
Slithering Java Corsets
The Jimmy Choo Coffee Cup Sleeve Dresses Beverage with an Exotic Twist
60
Wine Bottle Carriers
Averli Srl's ‘Wine Up Series' is a Convenient Drinking
59
Sleeveless Coffee Cups
Salih Kucukaga Designs Beverage Holders that are Innately Heat Resistant
58
Wool Holiday Champagne Sleeves
The Ugly Christmas Sweater Wine Bottle Sweaters Are Hilarious
57
Comically Clinical Can Cozies
Funny Prescription Bottle Cooler is Just what the Doctor Ordered
56
Doodled Bottle Sleeves
Filirea Gi Wine Packaging Illustrates the Process of Vino Preparation
55
Alcohol Warming Kits
These Brandi Snifter Systems are Perfect for the Serious Alcohol Connoisseur
54
Hobo-Chic Beer Holders
The Bum Bag Cooler is Perfect for the Park
53
Mess-Free Beverage Braces
The 'SpillNot' No-Spill Mug Holder Keeps Your Coffee Contained
52
Curved Bottle Perches
Rose & Fitzgerald's Wine Holder Design Dramatically Shows Off a Bottle
51
Hoopy Bottle Holders
The Woo Wine Rack Assembles Bottles in Adaptable Formations
50
Arcade-Inspired Coffee Sleeves
The Power Cozy is the Perfect Item for Any Geeky Gamer
49
Crocheted Creature Cozies
The Handamade Etsy Shop is Full of Nifty Knits
48
Al Fresco Oenophile Servers
The Coalesce Picnic System is a Sophisticated Set of Outdoor Dishes
47
Precarious Booze Holders
Steel Wire Wine Bottle Rack Stores Alcohol in an Unconventional Way
46
Travelling Drink Holders
The Bike Beer Holder Lets You Enjoy a Brisk Ride and Drink Together
45
Concrete Booze Holders
These Concrete Wine Bunkers are Perfect for Protecting Your Wine
44
Stretchy Sweater Drink Holders
This DIY Sweater Coffee Sleeve is Perfect for Holding Hot Beverages
43
DIY Crocheted Mug Holders
This Easy-to-Make Design Lets You Enjoy Your Hot Drinks with Ease
42
Zip-Up Cup Pockets
The Cuft Sleeve is an Eco Solution for Comfy Clasping and Coin-Carrying
41
Medieval Mason Jar Goblets
Enjoy Your Frothy Coffee or Ale in the Appealing Holdster Mug
40
Swollen Liquid Holders
The Pumpkin Water Canteen Stores and Filters
39
Clever Coffee Cup Connectors
Smart Holder is a Modular Sleeve for Multiple Styrofoam Cups
38
Portable Mason Jar Sleeves
The Chug-a-Lug Leather Cosy Will Turn Your Jar into a Portable Cup
37
Big Wheel Wine Coasters
This Bottle Holder is Perfect For the Car Junkie and the Vino Lover
36
Knitted Bottle Cozies
These Personalized Drink Covers by FREAKER BOTTLE Feature Crazy Designs
35
Bathroom-Themed Beer Holders
This Can Cooler from Urban Outfitters Will Keep Drinks Crisply Cold
34
Retro Gamer Beer Covers
The Dig Dug Can Cozy Keeps Your Drink Cold Until You Run Out of Quarters
33
Score-Keeping Booze Sleeves
Drink & Keep Tabs on the Game with the Scorzie
32
Hands-Free Boozing
The Freehand Wine Glass Holder Lets You Party Hassle-Free
31
Knit Coffee Holders
Cuptopus Coffee Sleeve Makes Mornings Way More Ridiculous
30
Transportable Coffee Clips
The Drinklip Portable Cupholder is Easy to Use
29
Autobot Vino Holders
The Transformer Wine Rack Fights off Sobriety and Decepticons
28
Spill-Free Beverage Holders
Cup Ring by Alexey Chugunnikov is a Design That'll Secure Your Drink
27
Woolen Java Holders
Objectify Tota Coffee Cup Carrier is a Fashionable Alternative to Trays
26
Malt Liquor Cozies
'Bringing a Little Class to the Front Porch'
25
Carnivorous Bottle Covers
The Beer Bottlenose Shark Cozy by HandaMade Dresses Up Beverages
24
High-Heeled Alcoholders
The GiftedGrape Stiletto Wine Holder is a Feminine Find
23
Handy Hardware Booze Holders
The Giant Socket Drink Holder Keeps Your Beverages Chilled
22
Lavish Timber Drink Sleeves
Dress Your Booze in one of the Fancy Wooden Beer Koozies
21
Blunt Booze Sleeves
ESPO Beer Cozies Show Honest Messages About Drinking
20
Conveniently Accessible Cup Holders
The Inflight Coffee Cup Holder Will Make Flying Easier
19
Cradled Caffeine Carriers
The Alfredo Coffee Cup Soothes Those Shaky Espresso Hands
18
Hockey-Loving Cup Holders
The Game On Glove is the Ultimate Pi Hockey Fan Merchandise
17
Inflatable Cocktail Holders
The Drink Preserver is a Flotation Device Designed for Pool Drinks
16
Cookie-Shaped Drink Cozies
This Festive Gingerbread Drink Holder Wraps Beverages in a Cool Hug
15
Anti-Spill Cup-Holders
The Spink Cup-Holder Suctions to Surfaces
14
Gigantic Wine Goblets
The World's Largest Wine Glass is Unveiled in Beirut
13
Spiked Steel Cupholders
The Lawn Drink Holders are Great for Outdoor Barbecues and Parties
12
Beer-Holding Belt Accessories
The BevBuckle Holds Your Drink So That You Can Focus On Partying
11
Zesty Zebra-Print Caddies
Show Your True Stripes with the Zebra Couture Wine Bottle Holder
10
Clip-On Cup Holders
The Drinkclip Keeps the Wetness Where It Belongs
9
Clever Drink-Holding Cushions
The Pocket Pillow is Able to Hold All Your Essential Drinks
8
Badass Brass Knuckle Java Holders
The Melee Mug is Tough as Nails
7
Rock Solid Liquor Holders
The Stone Drink Dispenser is Nature-Inspired and Sturdy
6
Cowboy Boot Beverage Holders
This Creatively Shaped Wine Holder is Perfect for Rodeo Fans
5
Sporty Beverage Cozies
The Koozball is Perfect for Tossing Around and Keeping Beverages Cool
4
Bottle-Holding Hand Cozies
The Knit Glove Drink Holder Protects Fingers from Freezing
3
Four-Pack Alcohol Carriers
The Convenient Handy Cans Can Holder for Booze Hounds
2
Whiskered Leather Cup Sleeves
Keep the Beer Cold With the Wheelmen Goldman Koozie
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Fish-Inspired Cup Holders
This Heat Activated Fish Cup Holder Will Keep Your Drink Nice and Hot
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Foot Fetish Wine Racks
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Sweetly Simple Branding
Gibbs Honey Packaging Embodies the Basics of Product and Producer
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The Enjoi Beer Hunter Jacket Keeps You Warm and Your Liquor Cool
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Travelling Drink Holders
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Enjoy a Pint and Have a Shot With the Same Cleverly Designed Glass
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Rasurado Wine Packaging References the Town's Social Hub
Crossword Game Flasks
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High-Speed Drink Coolers
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Sci-Fi Java Sleeves
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Retro Cola Coolers
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DIY Wine Barrel Tables
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Personified Alcohol Packaging
Teran Vine T-Shirt Branding Compares Wine Maturity to Human Maturity
Sleek Unbreakable Booze Cups
The Stainless Steel Wine Glasses are Modernly Elegant
Winter Sport Wine Holders
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Stacked Industrial Wine Racks
The LITOS Wine Holders by Alberto Villarreal Stack Elegantly
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Holiday-Themed Candy Corks
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DIY Water Bottle Totes
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Festive Gnome Bottle Caps
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Golf Club Wine Holders
Balance Your Bottles Like You Balance Your Swing
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Retro Gamer Beer Covers
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