The first thing to do when you a become big and successful in the business world is to get a secretary. Wouldn’t it be sweet to have someone to handle all of the little stuff while you are out there frying the big fish?
From Twitter secretaries to robotic assistants, checkout the 10 secretarial selections which will have you wondering why you have waited so long to get one. Don’t worry, I’ll have my secretary call and remind you… right.
20 Secretarial Selections
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Personal Assistant Robot
WowWee Rovio (CES 2008)
19
Customized Robot Jeeves
Virtual Butler Summoned Through Magic Mirror
18
Robot Secretaries
SORA the Secretary is a Robot For Your Office
17
Edible Eco-Activist Attacks
UK Business Secretary Peter Mandelson Hit With Green Custard
16
Butlers in the Buff: The New Male Order
15
Magitti turns Cell Phone into Personal Assistant
14
High-Tech Assistants
The Motorola Digital Butler Satisfies Your Needs On A Finger Touch
13
Robot Secretaries (UPDATE)
Phorone
12
Robotic Butlers
Butl-R-Bot is a Futuristic Kitchen Assistant
11
Rivals as Teammates
Obama Eyes Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State?
10
Eco DIY Jewelry
Pop-Culture Bangles Made From Found Objects by the Naughty Secretary Club
9
Cell Phone Fashion Assistants
Ez My Styling
8
Vintage Boxed Offices
The Oversized Mayfair Steamer Secretary Trunk
7
Automatic Car Secretaries
DriveAssist Intercepts Texts and Calls While Driving
6
Laser Guided Robotic Assistant
The El-E Robot
5
Clever Robotic Assistants
The Aurelien Dogbeh Zaojun is a Smart Secretary
4
Digital Secretaries
Google Voice Opens Services by Invite Only (UPDATE)
3
Twitter Secretaries
Twuner Dictates Your Tweets Aloud for Your Listening Pleasure
2
Robotic Housekeepers
Robot Butlers and Maids
1
America's Next Top Fashion Assistant
Fashionista
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WowWee Rovio (CES 2008)
Jokerize Yourself
Free Dark Knight iPhone App
Fashionable Drowning for Activism
Underwater Celeb Fashion for Fresh2o
Ruining Dresses for Activism
PETA Pelts Lindsay Lohan
Political SNL Parodies
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin and Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
Reality of Life Ads
Nationwide Insurance Commercials (6 Clips)
Robot Soldiers
UN Peace Robots Make Love, Not War
Mirrorvertising
Guerrilla Campaign from ACK Insurance
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Culinary Assistants
Interactive Digital Cooking Aid
13 Twitter-ific Inventions
From Twitter Tutorials to Crowdsources Twitter Cookbooks
Personal Satellite Assistant: Orbits Astronauts on Spacewalks
Mobile Apps as Health Trackers
The iPhone Heart Monitor
Intelligent Refrigerators
Touch Screen Fridge With RFID Tag Reader
Tree Trunk Furniture
FAK3 Design
Viral Political Parodies
Hillary Clinton is Fcking Obama
Crowd-Powered Consumerism
JustBought.It Combines Twitter, Google Maps & TwitPic
Magitti turns Cell Phone into Personal Assistant
Ridiculously Fast Robots
Impressive Hand Speed By Robot from Ishikawa Komuro Labratories
High-Tech Assistants
The Motorola Digital Butler Satisfies Your Needs On A Finger Touch
iPhone Got Game + Application SDK
First Multi-touch iPhone Games
Twitter Sing-Alongs
‘Billie Tweets' is a Tribute to Michael Jackson
Pay-As-You-Go Car Insurance
MileMeter
$1000 iPhone Apps
Apple Pulls "I am Rich" Ruby
Robotic Butlers
Butl-R-Bot is a Futuristic Kitchen Assistant
Political Parody Ads
Axe's Hillary Clinton Spoof
Celeb Activism
Ellen Degeneres Cries For Animal Rights
Chic Lifesaving Cell Phone Charms
IV Bags Signify Your Blood Type
Achieve
Nokia's Dual Touch Screen Phone Concept for Architects
Cell Phones for the Blind
Nokia knfbReader Mobile
Video Games for Safe Driving
Allstate Advocates Senior Gamers
Hairstylist Bots
Markku Lahdesmaki's Robots Bicycle, Get Drunk & Juggle
Twittering Football Teams
NFL's Green Bay Packers Formally Adopt Social Networking Tools
Rotary Phone iPhone App
The iRetroPhone
Top 13 Posts Related to Hillary Clinton
Twitter Video Games
DieFailWhale Lets You Shoot Errors, Carnival-Style
Cell Phone Fashion Assistants
Ez My Styling
Twitter Message Boards
Tweetboard Brings Twitter Conversations to Your Site
Hillary Clinton & George W. Bush Voodoo Kits
Suitcase Sofas
The Luggage Lobby at the Matali Crasset Reception Area at Menagerie de Verre
Controversial Canine Activism
PETA Dresses as KKK To Protest Westminster Dog Show in NYC
Bridal Robots
The HRP-4C Unit Walked Down the Aisle on a Runway in Osaka, Japan
Anti-Drunk Driving Tech
Nissan's Concept Car For Lushes
Online Celebsessions
iGoogle Showcase Lets You View Celebrity Pages
Viral Video Lawsuits
Google Execs Sued Over Shocking YouTube Harrassment
Cellphones As Cash
Our Next Virtual Wallets
AdSense Evolution
Google Axes Video AdSense From Its Arsenal
Chef-Free Cooking
Ramen Noodle Shop Uses Cooperative Culinary Robots for Service
Running Robots
Toyota's Newer, Faster Robot Gives Us A Reason To Stay In Shape
Twitter Travel Deals
Pueblo Bonito Offers Discounts for the Social Media-Savvy
Cell Phones for Diabetics
The Infopia LG Glucophone
Political Spoofs as a Protest
Hillary Clinton for Sunsilk
Twitter Concierges
Hyatt Extends Hospitality to the Internet With @HyattConcierge
Boxy Offices
Trunk Station is a Compact and Hidden Work Space
Self-Googlizing
Transform Your Name Into The Famous Google Search Engine Logo
Interview Juxtoposition
Does Hillary Clinton Copy Tom Cruise?
Mall-Roaming Robots
Guard Robot D1 Acts as a Guide and Security Staff
iPhone AppStore Products
Loopt (UPDATE)
Space-Age Storage Cases
Louis Vuitton ‘Malle Mars' Trunk Honors Apollo 11
Supersized Suitcases
Goyard Storefront in London is Consumed by Giant Luggage
High-Fiving Robots
Ken Lim's Guardian Robot Monitors Your Twitter Feed, Emotes Accordingly
Google Height Hacks
Discovering the Height of American Icons
Online Health Record Databases
Google Health Launches Function for Scanned Documents
Hybrid Search Engines
Twitter & Google's Offspring Twoogle to Rock the Web
Voicemail as Texts
'Google Voice' Promises to Change the Mobile Phone Experience
Laser Guided Robotic Assistant
The El-E Robot
Motorcycle Riding Robots
Flossie is a ‘Bot Used as a Bike Tester for Castrol
Twitter Lawsuits
Landlord Files $50,000 Libel Suit Against Twittering Tenant
Luggage Gardens
The ‘Kibako' Green Trunk
Boxed Fireplaces
Atria's Mall Fire is a Packable Fire Trunk for Burning Glow on the Go
Robotic Housekeepers
Robot Butlers and Maids
Webmail Undo Buttons
Google Adds ‘Unsend' Feature to Gmail to Save You From Yourself
Liberating Lobsters for Activism
PETA Compels NYC Restaurant to Free Its Crustacean Mascot
Female Presidents
Hillary Clinton Enters Presidential Race
Calorie-Counting Cell Phones
Barclaycard Health Tech of the Future
Writing Assistant Appliances
The SlipGrip Offers a Wider Range of Motion While Transcribing Text