Asking for any one of these naughty Christmas gifts would surely be enough to make Santa leave you a lump of coal in your stocking. But generally these are not the type of gifts people ask for outright. Instead, they tend to make hilarious gag gifts for someone who has been bad throughout the year.
The these naughty gifts range from items that feature a profane vocabulary to ones that cross the line into vulgar territory. If you and the intended recipient for these gifts have a crude sense of humor or are sharing an inside joke, these naughty Christmas gifts really couldn’t be any better.
If you know someone with a notoriously foul mouth, the ‘Mix 'n' Match Profanity Generator' book may just be the inspiration they need to come up with more creative curses.
59 Exceptionally Naughty Christmas Gifts
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Hilarious Hardcore Exercise Shirts
This Workout Muscle Shirt is for Serious Fitness Buffs
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Infamous Drug Dealer Tees
The 'I Am The One Who Knocks' Tee Features a Breaking Bad Theme
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Newborn Prison Onesies
The Nine Month Footie by Sara Kety is Filled with Crimes and Cuteness
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Meth Dealer Advice T-shirts
Jesse Pinkman Encourages Us with the 'Keep Calm Bitch' T-shirt
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Humorous Couples Pillowcases
These Adorable His and Hers Pillowcases are Fun and Stylish
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Misbehaving Disney Princess Tanks
The Punk Rock Princess Jasmine Tank Top Has a Rebellious Feel
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Profanity Flipbooks
The Creative Cursing Profanity Generator Helps You Vent
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Arrogant Muscle Shirts
The 'I'd Flex But I Like This Shirt' Has a Hilariously Arrogant Message
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Hilariously Honest Procrastination Tees
This 'I Never Finish Anyth' T-Shirt States the Truth
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Offensive Classic Timepieces
The 'F@#k Time' Watch Combines Classic Design with a Sassy Message
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Comedic Hangover-Inspired Cookbooks
The Hungover Cookbook by Milton Crawford is a Funny Read
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Suggestive Relationship Fashion
This Tee Lets People Know You Don’t Want to Be Just Friends
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Old English Insult Bandages
These Insulting Shakespeare Theme Bandages are Hilarious
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Blame-Dodging Tanks
This 'Gangsta Rap' T-Shirt Points Fingers at the Radio
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Coarse Language Pencils
These Comical Swearing Pencil Designs Hope to Encourage You to Write
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Anti-Social Welcome Mats
The 'Go Away' Doormat from Fancy Says it Like it Is
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Scandalously Funny Sloth Posters
These Stripper Sloth Prints Will Spruce Up Boring Living Spaces
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Offensive Cat Meme Decals
This Grumpy Cat Decal Clearly Expresses Its Unhappiness
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Comedic Film Quote Tees
This Bridesmaids Movie Shirt is a Knee-Slapper and a Cute Casual Shirt
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Anti-Social Excuses Shirts
This Cat Lover Shirt Lets People Know You Don’t Want to Hang Out
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Vintage Gamer Cartridge Artwork
Drew Wise Created Unique Artwork for Classic NES Games
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Funny Reproductive Money Banks
Collect Your Coins in the Sperm Piggy Bank
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Inappropriate Lawn Decorations
This Nature’s Call Garden Gnome May Gross Your Neighbours Out
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Honest Alcoholic Travel Mugs
This Vodka Coffee Mug Will Have People Guessing What You're Drinking
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Vanity-Shaming Tees
This Reverse Type Tee Catches You Looking in the Mirror Too Often
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Deceptive Motivational Mugs
The 'Don't F'cking Procrastinate' Mug Hides a Blunt Message
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Bad Idea-Disposing Toys
The Airmail Notepad Launcher Will Help You Ditch Your Worst Ideas
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Playfully Perverse Plug Stickers
Electricity Becomes Dirty with the Naughty Outlet Cover Decal
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Hilarious Admittance Apology Cards
This Funny Apology Card Brings Humor to Your 'I'm Sorry'
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Narcissistic Body Art
Inklings Temporary Tattoos Hilariously Promotes Self-Love
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Iconic Film Quote Headwear
These Awesome Hats Feature Hilarious Pop-Culture References
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Exacerbated Exclamation Pencils
These Foul-Mouthed Statement Pencils are Fed Up
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Ebullient Positivity Notebooks
This Pocket Notebook Helps You Stop and Smell the Roses
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Hilariously Blunt Advice Coasters
These Coasters Provide That Extra Kick in the Rear
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Cheeky Booze-Demanding Doormats
The I Hope You Brought Beer Doormat Requires Booze for Entry
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Violently Disguised Umbrellas
Be Prepared for Nervous Glances When Carrying the Pistol Umbrella
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Proud Misbehavior-Proclaiming Shirts
The Naughty by Nature Shirt Blames Mischief on Your DNA
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Comical Tardiness Excuse Tops
The 'Reasons I'm Late T-Shirt' Provides the Excuses for You
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Drugged-Out Feline Shirts
This Hilarious Shirt Shows the Truth About Cats on Catnip
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Discriminatory Entrance Rugs
This Rude Doormat Turns Hippies Away at the Door
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Rude Canine Doormats
Keep Neighbors at Bay with This Rudely Shaped Doormat
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Classy Drink-Encouraging Shirts
This Wine Tasting Tee is Perfect for Wine Enthusiasts
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Famous Character Action Figures
The Heisenberg Action Figure Lets You Play as Walter White
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Straight Hitting Stamps
The Offensive Stamp Calls People Out on Their Work
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Butt-Kicking Pens
The Nunchuck Pens are an Unexpected Form of Ninja Tools
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Elitist Joke Sweaters
Add Some Humor to Your Closet with the Harvard Law Just Kidding Sweater
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Explicitly Suggestive Pencil Cases
This Naughty Happy Jackson Design is Hardly Intimate
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Big Spender Toilet Paper
This 100 Dollar Bill Toilet Paper Will Make You Feel Like a High Roller
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TV Villain-Inspired Recipes
This Gus Fring Fry Batter Creates the Tasty Chicken from Breaking Bad
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Notorious Drug Dealer Tees
With This ‘Breaking Bad’ Shirt You Will Keep Heisenberg Ali
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Alternative Life Advice Guides
Charles Saatchi Advises to 'Be the Worst You Can Be'
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Blunt Greeting Cards
Good Luck With That by Creativity Cards is Hilariously Ill-Mannered
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Obscenely Dirty Dictionaries
The Big Black Book of Very Dirty Words Will Improve Your Vocabulary
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Defensive Alcoholic Aprons
Don't Be Shy About Your Fondness for Vino with this Funny Alcohol Apron
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Execution-Oriented Coffee Cups
The Motivation Mug by Aaron Levie for Startup Vitamins is the Sh*t
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Lyrical Encouragement Decals
The Everyday I'm Hustlin' Wall Sticker Reminds You to Get to Work
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Graphic TV Character Illustrations
These Walter White Posters Help You Say GoodBye to Breaking Bad
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Luxe Money-Print Confetti
This Money-Print Party Confetti by ATYPYK Will Make You Feel Rich
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Sassy Personalized Stationary
This Funny Personalized Stationary Informs Us You’re a Bad B*t
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Drug Dealer-Inspired Air Fresheners
The Heisenberg Air Freshener Smells Like Strawberry, Not Meth
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Gangster Literary Interpretations
'Da Great Gatbsy' Retells F. Scott Fitzgerald's Classic
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Ironic Newscaster Tees
This Anchorman T-Shirt Implies That Brick is Living the Thug Lifestyle
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Blunt Diet-Encouraging Magnets
This Skinny Inspiration Magnet is a Harsh Critic
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TV Show Parody Artwork
This Cooking Bad Print by Danny Haas Puts a Twist on the Title Breaking Bad
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Infamous Drug Dealer Tees
The 'I Am The One Who Knocks' Tee Features a Breaking Bad Theme
DIY Drug Dealer Costumes
Get the Walter White Look With the Perfect Breaking Bad Halloween Costume
Blatantly Lying Shirts
The 'I Work Out' Muscle Shirt Chooses Netflix Over Hitting the Gym
Financially Independent T-Shirts
The Eleven Diamond Girly Graphic Tees are Playful
Meth Dealer Advice T-shirts
Jesse Pinkman Encourages Us with the 'Keep Calm Bitch' T-shirt
Celebrity Workplace Photography
These Famous Workplaces Show a Different Side to the Celebrities
Authenticity-Promoting Tees
The 'Stay Real' Tee from 'Brashy Couture' Supports Being Genuine
Illustrated Pop Culture Portraits
CranioDsgn Offers Insane Illustrations of Breaking Bad
Photographic Cycling Collections
The 'Fifty Bicycles that Changed the World' Book Documents Bikes
Billionaire Bathroom Tissues
22 Carat Gold Toilet Paper Roll is the Most Expensive Disposable Item
Wearable Weapon Jewelry
This Traditionally Made Japanese Foldable Knife is Worn as an Accessory
Snarky Psychic Sweatshirts
The Brand Rude Clothing Reveals Unkind Futures Through its Fashion
Rude Home Doormats
The 'Oh Sh*t Not You Again' Doormat is Funny and Slightly Rude
Rap-Inspired Cat Shirts
The 'Let's Get Cray' Shirt Features an Amusing Feline Wearing Sunglasses
Hilariously Honest Procrastination Tees
This 'I Never Finish Anyth' T-Shirt States the Truth
Luxurious Gold-Dripping Editorials
The Vogue Italia October 2013 Issue is a Golden Paradise
Nostalgic Surrealist T-Shirts
The Scream Tee Features America's Favorite Burglar-Evading Kid
Tech-Integrated Stationary
The Phone + Book by KBme2 is Perfect for Tech-Obsessed Students
Suggestively Printed Crop Tops
These Skin-Baring Tees Repurpose Classic Disney Images
Cartoon Corpse Art
This Cartoon Character Art Makes Your Childhood Favorites Gruesome
Blame-Dodging Tanks
This 'Gangsta Rap' T-Shirt Points Fingers at the Radio
Pun-Filled Animal Shirts
This Hilarious Goat T-Shirt Plays on Male Facial Hair
Pop Cultural Mashup Tees
The Latest Breaking Bad Memorabilia Meets Malcolm in the Middle
Disguised Firearm Umbrellas
Frighten Innocent People with the Rifle Umbrella
Bad Mood Clothing Designs
Get People to Back off with This 'Rules for Monday' Hoodie
Anti-Social Excuses Shirts
This Cat Lover Shirt Lets People Know You Don’t Want to Hang Out
Defeatist Fashion Tees
This Pessimistic Statement T-Shirt From Human Says You Have Given Up
Rebellious Booze-Promoting Shoots
Glorya Occhipinti Gets Sassy in Her Whiskey T-Shirt
Suggestive Sarcastic Tees
The Zazzle Sarcasm T-Shirt States Irony Finishes Second
Torn Fabric Flesh Sketches (UPDATE)
Illustrator PEZ Created Graphic Pencil Drawings
Straight-Forward Romantic T-Shirts
This Romantic T-Shirt Prefers Brain Power to Muscle Power
Sassily Vindictive Shirts
These Human Tank Tops Help You Throw Shade to the Haters
Mimialist Desktop Storage Systems
Formwork by Herman Miller Cuts Work Desk Clutter Down
Political Scandal T-Shirts
The Rob Ford Crack T-Shirt Makes Light of a Serious Issue
Blunt To-Do List Notebooks
Never Forget the Urgency Of Your Tasks with These Funny Notebooks
Classic Composition Phone Covers
This Notebook Phone Case Features an Iconic and Appealing Design
Comically Candid Coasters
Get Your Guests to Crack Up and Clean Up with These Funny Coasters
Chic Crop Top Couture
This Roland Mouret Spring Collection Features Midrif-Revealing Styles
Hilarious Admittance Apology Cards
This Funny Apology Card Brings Humor to Your 'I'm Sorry'
Geeky Gaming Lawn Decor
These Plants Vs Zombie Lawn Ornaments are Perfect for Gamers
Smartphone Stand Key Holders
The Objekten Keyring by Alain Berteau Serves a Dual Purpose
Open-Mouthed Amphoras
Utter Pot is a Contemporary Container Functioning as a Conversation Piece
Luscious Lip Graphic T-Shirts
'Give Lip' with This Cropped Nasty Gal Shirt
Cat Meme Makeup Tutorials
Win the Best Costume Award with This Grumpy Cat Makeup Tutorial
Geometric Wall Art
The Facetta Decor Pops Out for Contemporary Texture
Drug Dealer Household Chart
This Infographic Explains the Psychology of the Breaking Bad Home
Lego-Themed Stationary
The Building Block Notebook Reminds One of their Childhood
Ironic Social Media Shirts
People Who Hate People Who Over Tag Should Wear the Hashtag T-Shirt
Discriminatory Entrance Rugs
This Rude Doormat Turns Hippies Away at the Door
Augmented Reality Nursery Apps
The 'Zappie' App Uses Augmented Reality for Education
Exclusionary Filmic T-Shirts
This Mean Girls Tee Only Lets Cool Kids Sit Near You
Viral Kitty Sleepwear
The Nyan Cat Onesie Lets You Sleep in a Rainbow
Rude Canine Doormats
Keep Neighbors at Bay with This Rudely Shaped Doormat
Classy Drink-Encouraging Shirts
This Wine Tasting Tee is Perfect for Wine Enthusiasts
Arboreal Bough Air Filters
The Sprig Air Purifier Improves Several Aspects of Interior Atmosphere
Color-Changing Umbrellas
The Color Changing Umbrella is Embossed with Colorful Butterflies
Comedic Coffee-Obsessed Attire
Express Your Need for a Caffeine Fix with This Funny Shirt
Fantasy Series Feline Fashion
The Furrllowship of the Ring Shirt Features Cats in Movie Costumes
Dapper Convenient Key Carriers
The Orbitkey Compacts Your Keys Into a Sleek Leather Case
Cross-Eyed Model Editorials
The Pop Magazine Issue 28 Cover Shoot Stars Brunette Moffy
Humorous Muscular Infant Fashion
This All Muscle Tee Will Make Your Baby Feel Big and Strong
Layered Ladylike Fashion
The L’Officiel Singapore 'Free Spirit' Photoshoot Stars Rila Fukush
Cute Forest Animal Containers
This Squirrel Tissue Holder is an Adorable Home Decoration
Explicitly Suggestive Pencil Cases
This Naughty Happy Jackson Design is Hardly Intimate
Insect-Inspired Weddings
This Unusual Wedding Theme is Crawling with Bugs
Wickedly Wayward Halloween Decks
The October Playing Cards Embody the Halloween Spirit
Affordable Rock Star Menswear
Adam Levine's K-Mart Line is Certified Platinum
Grumpy Nap-Needing Tops
This Human Sweatshirt is Aggressively Tired and Brutally Honest
TV Series Criminal Portraits
Richard Davies Painted Hyper-Realistic Famous Television Characters
Adorable Gangster Puppy Shirts
This Hilarious ‘Pug Life’ Tee Features an Adorable Gang
Obscenely Dirty Dictionaries
The Big Black Book of Very Dirty Words Will Improve Your Vocabulary
Fashion Designer Jersey Shirts
These 'LPD New York' Designer T-Shirts Let You Show Your Label Love
Compact Hexagonal Key Holders
The KeyDisk Holds Up to Six Keys, and Slides into Your Wallet
Punny Potter Tees
This Graphic Harry Potter T-Shirt Incorporates a Mustache into a Famous Quote
Celebratory Cola Brand Memoirs
'Coca-Cola: Film, Music, Sports' Offers a Pop Cultural Brand Histor
Intimate Art Film Collections
The Wes Anderson Collection Offers a Sneak Peek Behind the Scenes
Anti-Technology Notebooks
Keep Your Private Life Offline with This Secrets Diary
Deceptive Chocolate Paint Sets
Nendo's Chocolate Design is Made to Look Like Tubes of Paint
Fang-Bearing Animal Shirts
Make a Statement with This Bohemian Siberian Tiger Tee
Sweetly Designed Reminder Boards
Keep Track of Your To-Do List with the Donut Wipe-Off Board
Sassy Personalized Stationary
This Funny Personalized Stationary Informs Us You’re a Bad B*t
Candy-Colored Umbrella Series
The Markus Jans Achtung Magazine Shoot Features Style on the Streets
Mexican Artist Coasters
This Frida Kahlo Coaster Design by Seth Muertos Makes Coffee Bolder
Spooky DIY Doormats
Add Some Typographic Decor to Your Home This Halloween with This DIY Guide
Family Teamwork Aprons
The Mommy and Me Aprons Will Help Your Little Ones Get Involved
Vegetarian Dinosaur Tees
This Hilarious Dinosaur Shirt Pokes Fun at a Vegetarian T-Rex
Catchy Gamer Mantra Shirts
Get Stylish with These Funny Gamer Shirt Designs
Deceptive Thin Tablet Ads
The Thin iPad Air Tablet Hides Behind a Pencil in This Commercial
Muggle Awareness Shirts
Wear the I'm with the Muggle Tank When You're With Your Non-Wizard Friends
Coffee-Stained Coasters
The Coffee Lids Coasters Leave Imprinted Coffee Stains on the Table
Transformative Coaster Art
These Mantle-Worthy Coasters Showcase Beer as Art
Parodic Love Song Sweaters
This Pizza Sweater Changes the Lyrics to a Taylor Swift Classic
Skyline-Shaped Keys
This Key Pendant Replicates the Busy City of Los Angeles
Retro Game Office Supplies
These Pac-Man Pencil Top Erasers Will Add Fun to Your Work Routine
Dual-Purpose Dice Sets
These Unique Game Pieces Can be Used to Play Yahtzee and Poker
Late Night Series Spoofs
The Jimmy Fallon Breaking Bad Parody is Highly Entertaining
Cassette Carpet Decor
The A Tape Doormat from Retailer Meninos is 80s Inspired
Saucily Suggestive Drink Coasters
Provocative Letterpress Coasters Aren't for Family Gatherings
Creepy Crawly Temporary Tattoos
These Halloween Spider Tattoos Will Give Arachnophobics a Scare
Magnetic Horseshoe Key Holders
The Magnet Key Holder Makes Sure You Never Lose Your Keys Again
Honest Self-Improvement Journals
The 'I'm Doing My Best' Journal is Genuine and Straightforward
Season Finale Parody Videos
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Satirical TV Cartoon Spoofs
The Breaking Bad Duo of Heisenberg & Pink Man Fight Crime & Sell Drugs
Outrageous Celebrity Products
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Mental Illness Awareness Kits
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Cult Rom-Com Cards
The Princess Bridge Playing Cards are for Fans of Westley and Buttercup