There was a time when Barbie was a controversial children’s toy. Her impossibly tall and skinny physique were bad enough, especially for parents considering the influences they wanted around their kids.
But these toys make Barbie look like a perfect role model. They’re simply outrageous. From a tattoo parlor (EASY-BAKE oven style) to a pole dancing doll, these non-child friendly products cross the line. No one in their right mind would think these toys are appropriate for children.
Some of them aren’t even appropriate for adults.
25 Inappropriate Kids' Toys
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Tattoos For Tots and Piercings For Preschoolers
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Body Modification Barbies
"Totally Stylin' Tattoos Barbie" Lets Girls Play With Temporary Tattoos
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Offensive Children's Clothes
The PeanutButter Mofo TShirt
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Gun Camps for Kids
Camp Okutta Adventures in Toronto
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Chinese Child Ball
New Sport or a Bubble for Babysitting?
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Babies with Tattoos
Are ‘Roothless & Toothless' Tats on Tots Wrong?
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Turd Toys
Kids Collecting Poo Toys
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Dolls With Body Hair
Super Hairy 'Shave the Baby' Doll is Designed to be Trimmed
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Guerrilla Obesity Awareness Campaign
Every Fifth Child is Overweight
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Chocolate Pistols
'2Sweet2Kill' by Yvonne Lee Schultz Shows Kids Playing With Edible Toys
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Sad Sushi Toys
O-No Crafts Personified Squid Dolls Are Missing their Tentacles
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Pole Dancing Dolls
Children's Stripper Figurine Marks the End of Innocence
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Precarious Playthings
Controversial Photoshopped Children's Toys
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Chupacabra Stuffed Toys
Plush Animal Makes Scary Cryptid Cuddly
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Controversial Children's Tees
'Cotton On Kids' Makes Raunchy Tops for Babies
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Toddlers as Mops
Babies Dusters
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Offensive Child Toy Marketing
Strapya's Hip-Shaking Product Description Misses the Mark
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Head-Eating Caps
Low Budget Knit Shark Attack Hat for Aggression-Loving Kids
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Mutant Mammal Toys
The Paw! Vinyl Statue from Coarsetoys at San Diego Comic Con
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Bladed Baby Furniture
Klingon Style Blades for Kids Make for Fierce Rocking
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Emo Plushies
GROWBOTS Are Great for Both Kids and Adults
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Menacing Robot Muppets
Does This Belgian Probo Miss the Mark As a Kids' Toy?
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Cushy Weaponry for Kids
The 'Pillow Fight' Cushion
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Machine Guns for Kids
Redneck Training Contrasted With Ad Campaign
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Sexy Movements Become the Latest Form of Exercise
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Eyehole Hats
The Fat Albert ‘Dumb Donald Hat' Makes An Haute Comeback
T-Shirt Detects Wi-Fi
Sexualizing Children's Toys
Teddy Bears Strip in Disturbing Ad
Scary Scenario Plushies
Upsetting and Macabre Children's Toys
Freaky Photoshopped Aliens
Worth1000 Contest Explores the Possibilities of Extraterrestrial Life
Sleep like a Green Baby
Eco Okooko Cradle
Texan Chupacabra Caught
More Than A Legend Afterall
Oversized Derby Hats
Chic Brimmed Kentucky Derby Hats and Headdresses
Candy Sushi
Sweet Treats Made of Marshmallow, Puff Rice and Licorice
Rebellious Toys
Pierced BeGoth Fashion Dolls with Tattoos Don't Conform to Barbie Beautiful
Pole Dancers Turned Runway Models
Yummie Tummie Shapewear's Naughty Fashion Week
3-Faced Dolls
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Recycled Zombie Dolls
Barbie of the Undead
PC Sushi
Clever Sushi Art to Make Snacktime Fun
'Star Trek' Plushies
Tribble Toys Skyrocket Amid Sci-Fi Resurgence
Badass Baby Strollers
Razor Blade Rattles and Other Deadly Childrens Toys
Sad Sushi Toys
O-No Crafts Personified Squid Dolls Are Missing their Tentacles
Chain Mail Fashion
The 20 Pound T-Shirt
Furry Felt Pets
Amelia Santiago Creates Realistic Stuffed Animal Toys
Twin T-Shirts
Twisted Twee Creates Matching Shirts for Fathers and their Children
Toy Pole Dancer
Luxury Baby Beds
Brad & Angie's Twins Hang in Hushamuk Hammocks
Temporary Kidttoos
'Sailor Retro Chick' Tattoos Make Children Look Badass for MQ
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ToyGiants Book
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Fanny Caps
The Cap-Sac is a Cross Between the Fanny Pack and Baseball Hat
Couture Pasties for Cancer
Gothfox Gets Playful With Young Women's Awareness
Baby Clothes Rentals
Luette Leiehen
Sushi-Making Robots
Chef Robot Uses Realistic FANUC M-430iA Hand to Make Nigiri
2-Headed Plush Toys
Whimsical Plushies by Michelle Valigura
Olympic Pole Dancing
Campaign Launched to Make ‘Verticle Pole' an Official Sport
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Inud the Robo-Dog
Photoshopped Concept Cars
Chrysler GEM Peapod Contest
Permanent Ink as Female Empowerment
The Tattoo Baby Doll Project
Cell Phone Pistols
Undercover Deadly Weapons
Simple Sushi Rollers
Osko+Deichmann Design Makes DIY Maki Rolls Easy
Giant Bow Hats
Aretha Franklin's Surprising Headwear at Obama's Inauguration
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'Topobo' Construction Kit Remembers Its Motions
Iconic Doll Revamp
Barbie Gets Radical Makeover
Baby Clothes from Recycled Shirts
BeeBee
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Daft Punk's Newest Vinyl
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Temporary Skin-Art Adhesives for Infants With An Edge
Viral Headwear Parodies
Aretha's Hat Dubbed “Bow of Change,” Inspires YouTube To
Knit Nintendo Toys
Michelle Rheaume Sells Classic Toy Patterns for Geeky DIY Projects
Neon Tot Toys
Vibrant Vinyl Designs by Erect are as Cute as they are Bright
LEGO Builds for Grown-Ups
Scene Features Pole Dancers, Beer Gardens and Drunk Knights
Pretty Ugly Plush Toys
Uglydolls
Wagon Wheeled SUVs
Medieval Design Meets Modern Bling
Sushi-Inspired Sofas
Fernando and Humberto Campanas Create Rolled Fabric Furniture
Digitally Aged Dolls
Barbie Gets Old, Complete With Wrinkles and Crow's Feet
Candy Hats
Will Cotton's Delicious Chapeaus Make for Scrumptious Accessories
Feathered Fashion Comebacks
Look Like a Goth Birdbird With Hats by Fiori e Fiamme
Kooky Japanese Plushies
The Atomic Yeti and Friends by Monsterosity
Twitter Toys
Application Logo Becomes Ollie the Twitterific Bird Vinyl Toy
Freckled Art
Junko Mizuno's Show Dazzles at Magic Pony Gallery Opening
Extraterrestrial Plushies
Stuffed Meerkat ‘Star Trek' Characters by NiftyKnits
Making Smoking ‘Cute'
Frank Kozik's Smoking Labbits Feature Lots of Cigarettes
Plastic Pistol
Polymer Smith & Wesson is Innovation of the Year
Killer Bag
Mulberry Bag Also a Weapon?
Hair-Raising Headwear
The 'Taiknam Hat' Rises in Response to Electrosmog
Baby Cowboy Booties
Heelarious Western Footwear for Newborns
Edgy Plushies as Art
‘While You Sleep' Features Work From Cat Rabbit & Ghostpatrol
Patriotic Pasties
Risque Accessories to Ring in Independence Day Right
Recyclable Baby Cribs
Eco Cradle
Obama Sushi
New Food for Those Who Can't Get Their Fill of Obama
Cult Toy Store Expansions
Kidrobot Storms UK With ‘Ye Olde English Dunny' Series
Smart Baby Robots
iCub Learning to Talk
Greenwashing Children
Mattel Criticized for Barbie BCause line
Reproductive Pillows
‘I Heart Guts' Plush Uterus Recalled for Safety Reasons (UPDATE)
Mind-Powered Toys
Jedi Trainer Teaches You to Use the Force for Ultimate Fun
Pistol-Shaped Shot Pourers
Liquor and Guns Combine for Party Pleasure
Wii Pistol
Perfect Shot from NYKO
Pole Dancing Parties
Winnipeg Company Takes 'Girls Night In' to the Next Level
Digital Medieval Cookbooks
King Richard II's Recipes Online
Super-Sized Sushi Hats
‘Customize Playmo' Figurines Are Fishtastic
Fishy Cushions
Original Collection of Sushi Pillows Expands (UPDATE)
Bejeweled Spoons
$1,000 Diamond-Encrusted Baby Spoon for Ultra Rich Kids
Edible Knives
Swiss Army Chocolate