How did Holly Madison, at 28, deal with 82-year-old Hugh Hefner? That's way past senile, and considering she still wants to be a mom, it was about time Holly Madison realized the age gap between her and Mr. Playboy.
"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn't very much in the cards for me... So there has to be a certain reality there. And I'm sure the time will come when she'll be dating others. That's part of the transition," Hefner had said of Holly Madison.
I'd like to think he's doing it out of the goodness of his own heart. Holly Madison should be with someone young and fit, like her new beau Cris Angel.
The slide show below highlights some of my suggestions for the types of things most people Hugh Hefner's age are interested in. If Holly Madison really wanted to seek revenge for the break up, a public delivery of these items would be in order.
31 Cool Things for Seniors
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Digitally Aged Celebrities
Stars Who Died Young as Seniors
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Viagra Ring
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Hire a Granny
NetGranny Knits You Custom Socks
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Fitness Competitions for Seniors
79 Year-Old Bodybuilder Ray Moon
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Seniors on the Catwalk
Yohji Yamamoto's Paris Runway
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Senior Superheroes
Aging Comics by Donald Soffritti
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Seniors on the Catwalk (Again)
Ann Demeulemeester Spring 2009
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High Fashion Granny Panties
Elle Cover Features Highwaisted Undies
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Cell Phones for Seniors 2
Easy Mobile Calling
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Human Air Bags
Prop Safety Devices For Seniors
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Electric Anti-Aging Masks
Rejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toner
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Mobiles for Seniors
The Fit Phone
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Seniors in Fashion Ads
Lauren Hutton, 65, for Mango
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iPod Case For Old Ladies
Grannytunes
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Seniors On YouTube
Jewish Grandma's "Feed Me Bubbe" Podcast
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Car Signs for Boomers
Geezer on Board
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Cell Phones for Seniors
ClarityLife
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Fashionable Hearing Aids
Geezer Gadgets Hit the Catwalk
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Fountain of Youth Pills
Anti-Aging Drugs
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Geek Glasses For Geezers
Eyetonomy SightMate
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Hip Hop Grannies
Dance Teams for Seniors
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Super Viagra
Computer Aided Libido Discoveries
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Disney Targets 60+ Market
Tokyo Disneyland & DisneySea Discount Seniors
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Senior Models To Reflect Product Aging
Goodyear Model for Tires that Never Get Old
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Digitally Aged Super Man?
Making Seniors "Vroom" on Flickr
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Active Aging
Fencing and Sword Fighting Seniors in Australia
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Seniors on Facebook
Comedy Sketch On Granny Poking
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Viagra Ice Cream
A Hard Treat To Beat
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Geriatric Train Sets
Racing Grannies
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Movie Reviews By Seniors on YouTube
Reel Geezers
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The Newest Build-A-Bear Sanrio Characters Captivate All Ages
All-Pink Life-Size Dollhouses
Airbnb Listed the Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse for Barbie Movie
Nostalgic Winter Intimates Campaigns
SKIMS' Holiday Campaign Was Inspired by Vintage Magazines
Actress-Approved Swimsuit Ranges
The Pamela Anderson x Frankies Bikinis Collection Arrives May 4
Senior-Targeted Beers
Beck's 70+ is a Bitter Beer Exclusively for Mature Drinkers
Cat-Inspired Camera Collections
Hello Kitty's Strawberry Kawaii Collection is Nostalgic and Fresh
Expansive QSR Toy Ranges
McDonald's Japan Hello Kitty Happy Meals Mark the Character's Birthday
Actress-Starring Clog Campaigns
The New MCM x Crocs Campaign Stars Lindsay Lohan
Artisanal Easter Chocolates
The 2024 Easter Collection by Purdys Chocolatier is Decadent
Age Inclusive Romantic Lingerie Ads
Bluebella's Valentine's Day Campaign Boasts Marie Helvi
Modular Sexual Furniture Designs
Domhnall Nolan Designs the Play Pieces Capsule for Joyride
Human Sexuality Museums
Snøhetta Designs the Museum of Sex, Featuring Galleries, a Bar, & More
Reinvented Normal Clothing Silhouettes
Hed Mayner's Spring/Summer 2024 Boasts Unexpected Detailing
Age-Appropriate Skincare Campaigns
Dove's #TheFaceof10 Addresses Unsafe Gen Alpha Skincare
Luxury Lingerie Campaigns
Honey Birdette and Ellen von Unwerth Debut Bold 'On the Run' Lingerie Ad
Romantic Drinking Accessories
Hendrick’s & Wiederhoeft Crafted a Line of Unusual "Gintimates"
Inclusive Beauty Campaigns
The e.l.f. 'Judge Beauty' Campaign Will be Featured at Super Bowl 2024
Undefined Relationship Candies
Sweethearts Created Situationships Conversation Hearts for Gen Z
Mid-Life Sex Festivals
Davina McCall Debuts World's First Menopausal Sex Festival for Gen X Women
Kidult Baby Shoes
MSCHF's Super Baby Collection Supersizes Chunky, Colorful Footwear
Romantic Size-Inclusive Intimates
Gabi Gregg Unveils a New Intimates Capsule with Playful Promises
Convention-Challenging AC Campaigns
Samsung's WindFree Ad Stars a Savvy Grandma-Fluencer
Chic Vintage-Style Swimwear
Hey Harper Expands Its Offerings from Jewelry to a Swimwear Line
Chic Activewear Collections
Sophie & Hailee Offers a Capsule for Fitness and Everyday Activities
Fairytale-Inspired Bed Designs
The Circu Mr. Bunny Bed Shows Off a Playful Form and Function
Actor-Starring Collaborative Fashion
The Elder Statesman and UGG Join Forces on a Capsule
Decayed Car Playsets
Hot Wheels x Daniel Arsham Features Stylistically Aged Designs
Vintage-Inspired Minimal Clothing
Sean Wotherspoon Unveils a Vintage Gap Collection
Adult Content-Themed Beers
Lauren Beers Debuts 'OnlyCans' to Promote Her Pub to Local Customers
Whimsical Pool-Inspired Exhibitions
Cj Hendry Showcases Her Public Pool Exhibition
Curve-Friendly Swimwear Collections
House of Sunny's New Swimwear Collection Features Bigger Sizes
Opulent Baby Expansive Collections
Louis Vuitton Presents its First Baby Collection
Hollywood Candy Capsules
Sugarfina Celebrates Hollywood's Centennial with Candy Collection
Adult-Targeted Easter Treats
These Seasonal Easter Products Come in Baileys and Guinness Options
Heart-Shaped Candy Kits
Heart-Shaped Gummy Lunchables are Coming for Valentine's Day 2023
Doll-Inspired Coffee Table Books
Assouline Creates the New Barbie Coffee Table Book
Attachable Candy-Shaped Pockets
The Christian Cowan SS 24 Collection Features Oversized Pockets
Ultra-Chic Vintage-Inspired Swimwear
Rumored's Vintage Swim Collection is Head-Turning
Senior Safe Sex Campaigns
Jems Launched a Bold New Campaign Called “F#cking Old”
Indulgent Vodka Seltzers
PLAY HARD Seltzers Speak to a New Generation of Style & Flavor Seekers
Gen Alpha Fitness Influencers
ASICS' Little Reminders Inspires Adults to Make Movement Joyful
Targeted Gen Alpha Skincare
Hi!papa Makes Personal Care for Kids Ages Three to 12 in China
Whiskey Elegant Leisurewear
Chivas Regal x Falguni Shane Peacock Debut Luxe Tracksuit Collection
Star-Studded Luxe Fashion Campaigns
Alexander McQueen Presents its Dramatic FW23 Campaign
Breakup-Themed Donation Pop-ups
Bumble Launches 'Ex-Boxes' Pop-ups for a Fresh Start
Senior-Friendly Snacks
These Packaged Snacks Speak to the Needs of Senior Snackers
Colorful Dog Bed Collections
HAY Dogs and Holly Golightly Join Forces on New Designs
Romantic Fashion-Forward Apparel
PrettyLittleThing Offers a Range of Apparel Perfect for Vday
Chic Mother-Daughter Apparel
The Newest Never Fully Dressed Collection is an Ode to Nostalgia
Adult-Targeted Plush Toys
Build-A-Bear After Dark Shares Gifts & Collectibles for "Kidults"
3D-Printed Menopause Supplements
The Meno-Pause Stack Eases Symptoms in Gummy Form
Ice Cream-Inspired Jewelry
The More is More Collection Was Inspired by Premium Ice Cream Bars
Period-Inspired Fashion Capsules
Nadya Okamoto Partnered with Chnge on an Exclusive Apparel Line
Retro Appliance Baby Monitors
The Conceptual SMEG Baby Monitor by Priyanshu Maiti is Cutesy
Makeup-Free Fashion Campaigns
Pamela Anderson's Fresh Face Stars in Proenza Schouler's 2024 Shoot
Nostalgic Cosmetic Cases
Caboodles x Taste Beauty x Hershey's Collaborated on a Beauty Organizer
Collaborative Varsity Lifestyle Streetwear
OVO and Playboy Join Forces on a New Collection
70s-Style Cat Snack Ads
Temptations' Creamy Purrrr-ée Treats Star in a Nostalgic Holiday Ad
Experiential Social Clubs
Marshalls' Good Stuff Social Club Empowers & Connects Women
Sexually Inclusive Apparel Capsules
Harry Styles' Pleasing Brand Launches the Pollinators Capsule
Flavorful Vodka Seltzers
Playboy Ventures into Premium Vodka Seltzer Market with PLAY HARD
Erectile Dysfunction Medication Ads
Phoenix Wants to Help Canadian Men ‘Rise Again’
Non-Traditional Valentine's Wines
19 Crimes' Valentine's Wine Bottle Celebrates All Relationships
Maturity-Inspired Fashion Campaigns
Kachorovska Recently Launched Its Fall/winter 2023-24 Campaign
Relaunched NSFW Digital Publications
Playboy Magazine is Launching in a New Digital Space
Charged Phone Ads
Apple's 'Miss You' Ad Features a Personified Plug Longing for a Phone to Charge
Chocolate-Covered Frozen Fruit Desserts
Hershey's Frozen Fruit Comes in Four Delicious Options
Adult Anti-Aging Skincare Brands
'Boomer Babe Beauty' Offers a Curated Anti-Aging Collection
Historical Doll-Themed Wardrobes
Consumers Can Rent Barbie's Dream Wardrobe Through Selfridges
Plush Apparel Collabs
The Squishmallows x H&M Collection Shares Personality-Packed Styles
Socialite-Inspired Toy Dolls
Bratz Adds New Red Carpet Styles to its Kylie Jenner Collection
Gen X Candy Campaigns
Klondike's Bar-cade Campaign Engages Gen X Consumers
Nostalgic Fragrance Campaigns
Impulse & Frankie Bridge Faithfully Recreated Iconic 90s Looks
Retro Family Photoshoots
Blue Bunny is Inviting Families to Pop-Up 90s-Themed Photoshoots
Gen X Beauty Brands
Molly Sims Launches Yse Beauty for Those 40 Years and Older
Empowering Fashion Films
Victoria's Secret World Tour Reimagines the Iconic Show as a Feature Film
Modern Sin-Inspired Jewelry
Machine Gun Kelly Joins Stephen Webster on the GOSSIP Series
Villainous Board Game Campaigns
The Monopoly All is Fair Campaign Leans into Competition
Cheeky Martini Ads
Grey Goose's Classic Martini Cocktail Ad Pokes Fun at Celeb Creative Directors
Leather-Accented Instant Cameras
This NEIGHBORHOOD Polaroid SX-70 Foldable Camera is Custom-Modded
Celebrity-Backed Baking Mixes
Dolly Parton and Duncan Hines Launch a Set of Baking Mixes and Tools
Intimate Artful Historic Hotels
Emma Marti Converts the Hevresac Hotel in Menorca, Spain
Iconic Barbie Collectibles
Barbie Honors “Queen of Rock and Roll” Stevie Nicks with Collector Doll
Country Singer QSR Meals
The Sonic Reba’s Sweetheart Meal is Arriving for Valentine's Day
Chinese Erotica-Inspired Spring Fashion
Chet Lo Presents a New Collection for SS24 During LFW
Streetwear-Branded Punching Bags
Justin Reed Delivers a Custom Chrome Hearts Punching Bag
Co-Branded Conversation Cards
Baileys Chocolate Liqueur & The Skin Deep Created Connection Cards
Dynamic Distinct Blanket Collections
Hogai Presents the Colorful Caregiver Blankets Collection
Traditional Handmade Easter Treats
These New Harbor Sweets Easter Products Come in Several Options
Chocolate Egg Cream Liqueurs
Egg Royale is "the Most Indulgent Adult Chocolate Egg Ever Created"
Bacon-Garnished Chocolate Shakes
Hat Creek is Offering a Sweet and Savoury New Nutella Bacon Shake
Adaptive Senior Fashion
Joe & Bella Specializes in Modern, Adaptive Fashion for Seniors
Charming Time Period-Inspired Furniture
West Haddon Hall Designs the Collection I of Furniture
Cheerful Spring-Ready Collaborative Fashion
Diane von Furstenberg Works on a Capsule with Target
Multifaceted Swimsuit Cover Models
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Enlists Martha Stewart on its Cover
Campfire-Inspired Cocktails
The S’mores Old Fashioned Cocktail is Full of Comforting Flavors
Heavenly Behavioral Card Games
'The Holiest Crap' Card Game is Family-Friendly
Nostalgic Shopping Ads
The Rakuten Big Game Campaign Revives Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz
90s Musician Cracker Campaigns
This OLD BAY Goldfish Campaign Stars Lisa Loeb
Ice Cream Starter Kits
FatBoy Created a Fun Ice Cream Pack for National Uncle and Aunt Day
Spring-Themed Manicure Kits
The LoveShackFancy x imPRESS Press-On Manicure Collection is Charming
Nostalgic High-ABV Cocktails
Dirty Shirley Extra Dirty is a Boozy Reimagining of a Childhood Drink
Seasonal Spring Sandwiches
Ike’s Love & Sandwiches Created the New Easter Bunny & Patrick Sandwich
Sleek Cradle-Transforming Suitcases
Amith Paul Designs the Schwan Portable Crib Structure
Designer Hometown-Honoring Campaigns
Andreas Kronthaler Aids the Vivienne Westwood FW23 Campaign
Sophisticated Jello Shots
Solid Wiggles Shares Mixologist-Crafted Alcoholic Slices and Squares
Premium Non-Alcoholic Cocktails
Mocktail Serves Up the Best Parts of Cocktails Without Alcohol
Adult-Focused Meal Combos
McDonald's Australia Debuts the Adult Happy Meal with McNugget Buddies
Iconic Doll-Inspired Pink Phones
Mattel is Joining HMD To Create a Real Barbie Flip Phone
Adult Board Game Campaigns
Hasbro and Ageless Innovation Rebrand Childhood Games for Adults
Hormone-Focused Women's Health Apps
The 28 App Redefines Women's Health with Cycle Syncing
Jelly Bean-Inspired Toy Collections
These Jelly Belly Toys Were Created with the Incredible Group
Youth Intern Social Stunts
Louis Vuitton Hires a 13 Year Old Intern After Sketches Went Viral
Targeted Skincare Lines
Hēladerm Caters to Women in Their 40s and Beyond
Vintage Floral Bedding
Pottery Barn Kids and Teen Debut a Floral Collection with LoveShackFancy
Faux Santa Ad Spots
Mint Mobile's Ad Features "Greg" Who Looks a Lot Like Santa Claus
Live-Action Film Kids Meals
McDonald's The Little Mermaid Happy Meal Comes in Several Options
Holistic Weight Management Tools
Health Kraft Me Empowers Women 40 and Above to Stay Healthy
Adorable Cartoon-Themed QSR Meals
McDonald's Hello Kitty Prosperity Meal Celebrates 50th Year
Purpose-Driven Boomer Vacations
Discover Corps' Volunteer Vacations Appeal to Active Older Adults
Nourishing Age-Defying Body Lotions
Gold Bond Recently Launched an Anti-Aging Body Lotion
Size-Inclusive Apparel Lines
The C. Wonder by Christian Siriano Collection is Available From HSN
Celebrity-Backed Breakfast Mixes
The Latest Duncan Hines Dolly Parton Products are Arriving Now
Parental Gift Generators
The Parent Present Gift Generator Supports Gen Z & Millennial Shoppers
Parent-Focused Restaurant Menus
The Chuck E. Cheese Grown-Up Menu Caters to Adult Diners
Confectionary Candy Debuts
Hancocks Debuts a Series of Candies for the Autumn Season
Personalized Holiday Newsletters
Pics & Wishes is a Line of Multi-Media Greetings
Martini-Inspired Candies
The Sugarfina x Chopin Collection Shares Cocktail-Themed Sweets
Wrestling-Inspired Cannabis Events
Farechild Events Invited WWE Legend Ric Flair to Its Event
Cake-Infused Bourbon Cocktails
This Clarified Cake Milk Punch Recipe is a Celebratory Treat
Boozy Easter Chocolates
Compartés' Dark Chocolate Easter Bunny is Whiskey-Infused & Gold-Flecked
Canned Drag Queen Cocktails
HOUSEOFLOVE Cocktails and Mocktails Were Co-Created by RuPaul
Destigmatizing Perimenopause Series
Always Discreet's 'I Wish I Knew' Shares Women's Experiences
April Fool's Lifestyle Collections
Nugget Introduced Its 'Most Trendiest - High Endiest' Line Yet
Retro Ashtray Sets
Bogart's Little Orange Ashtray Set is Cute and Eye-catching
Affordable Figure-Hugging Apparel
H&M's Next Designer Collaboration Taps Mugler
Community-Oriented Aging Apps
Melissa Gilbert Debuts the Modern Prairie Lifestyle App for Women
Hot Easter Hams
Reynolds' Hot Hams Appeal to Fans of All Things Spicy
Senior Enrichement Programs
Art Windsor-Essex Aims to Combat Social Isolation and More
Late Singer-Honoring Books
Amy Winehouse: In Her Words Celebrates the Singer's Legacy