For those party animals out there, the Football by Urban Mercenaries will be their best companion. These incredible suitcases have all the ingredients to make any occasion memorable, or completely forgotten. This booze machine will make movies like the Hangover look completely irrelevant.
Describe by its creator as "the ultimate tool for gentlemen in pursuit of the perfect evening," this aluminum briefcase is transportable and dangerous; it has everything needed for an epic party. Some of the products found on the Football are
one pair of handcuffs, a bottle of tequila, a bottle of vodka, ten Advil tablets, 24 Tums Extra Strength chewable tablets, two Red Bulls energy shots, Bausch & Lomb eye drops, a Martini shaker and shot glasses, among other things.
The Football by Urban Mercenaries is for champions who like to keep things organized.
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Booze-Disguising Cat Blogs
Honeycomb Booze Branding
Simple Spectral Branding
Artillery Booze Dispensers
Separate Serving Decanters