Rent a Wife Edit
Finally There's Hope

Rent vs. Own. Always a difficult decision.  Can I offend you more?  In Belgium, you can rent a wife at RentaWife.be.  Ironically, the ‘Christian Website Network’ launched RentaWife.com long ago, but they offer only ‘domestic’ services.  At the Belgian site, you can pick your wife’s measurements, so I think the Belgian company has a slightly different value proposition.  Adverblog describes the service, “The site is in Dutch and French, but I think you can all find your way through the content quite easily. Of course, if you’re interested, you can subscribe to the service directly through the site. There are different options you can choose from and… guess what, when you click to go, you’ll end up on the subscribe page of an online DVD rental service.”

If you really want to be offended, you should watch the video. 

By the way, I’m sure your rented wife will love you very much.