If you want the society life, you shouldn't be sipping your milkshake out of meager plastic straws - you need a luxury straw.
The Tiffany Monkey Straw is a sterling silver, 7.25" long symbol of luxury that you can use to take your beverage to the next level of luxury. At $155, it's more than the free straws you stole from McDonalds.
Implications - With its sleek design, the Tiffany Monkey Straw is perfect drinking straw for homemade banana smoothies. This sterling silver straw comes with a cute monkey that is designed to look like he's climbing to the top of the straw, which itself resembles a tree branch encased in vines. The Tiffany Monkey Straw is perfect for the serious straw lover.
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