Fairytale Transformers - Frog Becomes Prince When You Add Water

Yes, every young girl’s fairytale fantasy has just become real… and you don’t even need to kiss the frog!  This romantic toy is hilarious, and sells for well under $10! 

Here are the directions:

1.  Buy the toy

2.  Tell all your friends about it

3.  Treat the poor rubberized creature well

4.  Kiss it

5.  Drown him in water mercilessly for 72 hours

6.  Watch him mature

7.  Take him out of the water, once he appears to be a 10-centimeter high a prince (no joke--this toy really works!)

By the way, all steps other than 1, 5 and 7 are optional.