Prodigy
Slick design, 0-30 mph in 3.8 seconds, and so quiet that you can sneak up on cyclists. The Enertia could have used a more inspired name but thankfully does have inspired engineering.

These make you look about as cool as possible while being very environmentally friendly. Virtually silent, it doesn't heat up or spew gasses and it manages 50 miles (80km) between charges and takes three hours to fully charge.

Implications - These bikes are the best excuse to live out your lifelong dream of being able to cruise down the highway in a hot bike. Not only are they super fast, but they also promote planet-preserving properties that will keep you safe from environmental critics.