The (Ugly) Jewel-Encrusted BLINGPlayer
If you prefer in-your-face bling to economy of design, then this is the MP3 player for you. You'll never have to worry about losing this portable music device -- it has enough chromed chain and metal to anchor a good sized boat. "The BLINGplayer is portable, ready-to-wear, supports MP3 and MPEG-4 and is also an FM Radio player," GizMag reports. "It has a full color screen, can store over 30 hours of music and 16 hours of video while the radio memory can store 30 stations."