The National Beard and Mustache Championships in Tacoma have brought us many facial hair discoveries, but none as important as the beard cage seen in the video above.

Not only is it unbelievable in theory to construct a cage from facial hair, but the beard cage surrounding this gentleman's head actually has a functioning door which allows him to eat and sip tea through.

Note to all the men out there who think this may be a cool thing to try: don't.