Choosing the perfect Valentine's Day card can be stressful, especially when many of the standard store-bought greetings lack the pizzazz this holiday truly demands -- but thankfully, with this compilation of quirky Valentine's Day cards, your message is sure to be memorable.

Whether you're shopping for your most beloved zombie fan, gamer, or music lover, or you need to break some bad news to your partner on February 14th, these cards have got you covered. While I myself am partial to the more vulgar cards, like Melissa Rachel Black's series of rap lyric valentines, there's a special place in my heart for the slightly cuter Gemma Correll greetings, which feature funny animal drawings.

With all of these quirky Valentine's Day cards to choose from, there's no excuse for any last-minute gas station greeting card purchases this year. Check out this slideshow of sassy card selections to make sure your message doesn't fall flat.