Comparative Valentine’s Day Cards Edit
Personalized ‘I Love You More Than’ Cards

Sure, you love your sweetie. But do you love him or her more than Xbox? What about cake, beer, cheese, or wine? These adorable cut paper cards from Etsy seller Storeyshop are perfect for telling your significant other that you love them in comparative terms. The cards in the gallery are pre-made designs, but you can specify a personalized noun to create a card that’s even more special.

We’re getting around that time of year where we’re inundated with advertising that suggests we suck up to our significant others, and these papercraft cards let lovers do so without sacrificing their cojones.