Nothing seems as genuinely sincere as a quirky quip from a cold treat telling someone that he or she has the power to reduce it to a sugary puddle just like those in the Turbo Betty card collection.

Agnes Barton-Sabo is the creative mastermind behind the adorably complimenting cards and sells the lot, along with plenty of other playful prints, via Turbo Betty on Etsy. This collection includes a doe-eyed popsicle, double-scoop ice cream cone, and a dripping doughnut all transforming into goo while greeting you with the notion that “You are face-meltingly awesome." To top off the series, a Rocket popsicle claims that “You’re the bomb!”

The sappy chilled sweets featured in the Turbo Betty card collection make for some saccharine stationary success!