Don't beat around the bush, next time a holiday or celebration occurs, tell that special someone exactly what you're thinking with 9Spotmonk's Recession Line cards.

These crafty cards are extremely simplistic and are dressed in wit. The cards themselves are made out of 100% recycled stock paper and come complete with a recycled envelope. The insides are completely blank and the face of the card features a single witty line. These cards are brutally honest and will definitely speak your mind! They boast bold lines such as "Mediocre looking people can have beautiful children too," and " Don't forget to practice those kiegels."

9Spotmonk's Recession Line cards will help you open up to loved ones. Beware, however, because this abundant honesty could have consequences!