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Copywriter @ JAM. Livin' off of microwavable meals and miracles tryin' to make it in the big city.
What is unique that's not in your bio?
I would pay good money to have an accent, or at least be able to do a good fake one. Preferably British.
What's your favorite accomplishment?
The 3 million+ views on my Trend Hunter portfolio!
How do you define cool?
I feel like if it could be easily defined it wouldn't be coveted. Cool is in the eye of the beholder.
What is your secret to uncovering trends?
Hunting for them at 3 am. Trends don't sleep and I'm lucky we have that in common.
What do you enjoy most about Trend Hunter?
When you see the number of views on a freshly posted piece. Whether it's 10 or 10,000, knowing there are total strangers I can inform or intrigue with my writing is super cool.
What is your favorite trend?
I've had tons of favorites from the Ultra Luxury category but I always come back to the poetic 52 Reasons To Love Bacon.
What are your tips for writing a juicy post?
Anything that falls into the Sex or WTF category somehow always seems to end up as a success. Puns in the subtitles always draw me in.
How do you reset to be creative?
Power-naps and PostSecret.
What inspires or excites you?
Slot machines and getting the straight piece in Tetris.
Predict something awesome for 2020?
That we will be 8 long and prosperous years in to proving those glass-half-empty and apocalyptic-propagating Mayans way wrong.
Magical Reflective Denim
The Naked & Famous Reflective Denim Debut is Raw Genius
Mason Jar Cakes
The Bananappeal Desserts are Poshly Packaged and Flawlessly Frosted
Clever Compartmentalized Shooters
The SideKick Shot Glass Has a Discreet Storage Department
Opulent Overlay Ensembles
The Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2012 Line Flaunts Luxurious Layers
Tactless Two-Timer Scents
The Alibis Fragrance for Men is a Cologne for Double-Crossers
Outrageous Overnighter Packages
The Setai South Beach 'Star Style Experience' is an Expensive Stay
Soft-Focused Lingerie Snaps
The Agent Provocateur Spring/Summer 2012 Collection Coyly Stuns
Angsty Amour Accessories
The Snottub Anti-Valentine's Day Buttons Oppose Mythological Matchmakers
Cozy Companion Muffs
The I Sew Naked Heart-Shaped Mitten Keeps You and Your Loved One Warm
Intensely Tenacious Tinder
InstaFire is a Fast and Faithful Flame-Making Mix
Tactical Touchscreen Workspaces
The Adam Benton iDesk Concept is One Advanced Office Surface
Cheerful Ceramic Chalices
The Pigeon Toe 'Optimist Tumbler' is for Positive Drinkers
Gourmand Gaming Accessories
The Ben Heck Hot Pocket Dispensing Xbox Controller is a Dream Device
Exclusive Cascading Cafeterias
The Villa Escudero Waterfalls Restaurant is a Refreshing Retreat
Direct Discouraging Delectables
The Fonderia Diet Biscuits are Temptation-Free Treats
Doctor-Inspired Kitchen Cupboards
The Jean Nouvel X-Ray Cabinets Show Your Backlit Bakeware
Mod Morphed Seating
The B-LINE Multichair is Convertible for Optimum Comfort
Blunt Blow-Up Apologies
The 'Sorry I Am Such an Asshole' Balloon Makes a Sincere Statement
Severed Finger Stoppers
The Scott Nelles 'Hand of the Artist' Wine Plugs are Butchered Bronze
Suggestive Stick-Figure Sheets
The Vadim Cherniy Bedclothes Collection Offers Clever Coverings
Caring Campfire-Inspired Confections
The Two Hearts Bakery 'X and O S'mores' are Sweet Snacks
Hipster Princess Depictions
The DeviantART User Viria13 'Fashion Princesses' are Rad Recreations
Impaled Illuminating Tables
The Scott Garcia 'Embedded Meanings' Project Offers Punctured Pieces
Swanky Celebratory Suites
The Trump Hotel New York 15th Anniversary Package is Pure Decadence
The Ferris Wheels 'Texting Thumb Heat Pack' Mends Your Hurting Hand
Sudsy Smartphone Scrubbers
The Two Eggplants Electronic Soaps are Shower-Friendly Cells
Snipering Peephole Stickers
The Peleg Designs 'Eye Spy' Decals are Defensive Door Decor
Mock VHS Memopads
The Peleg Designs Video Notebook is Made for Old-School Scribblers
Clean-Scrubbed Guidette Tweets
The Snooki Without Makeup Twitpics Show a Fresh-Faced Fist-Pumper
Spinning Billboard Swings
The Kolotoc 'Merry-Go-Round' Project is Amusement via Advertisements
The Zipper 8 Lighting Collection Covers Bulbs with Book Contents
Boxing Beauty Captures
The GQ January 2012 Gina Carano Shoot Gets Risque in the Ring
Spill-Free Stemless Sippers
The Fragile Studios 'Saturn Wine Glasses' Prevents Imbibing Accidents
Tufted Private Part Treatments
The Completely Bare 'Foxy & Carnivale' Bikini Wax is Glam Grooming
Salvaged Laundry Machine Lighting
The To Martins REWASHLAMP Illuminates an Old Appliance
Frugal Floral Frocks
The Nicole Miller JCPenney Line is Cheap, Print-Packed and Chic
Eerily Embroidered Portraits
Girlie Grunge Shoots
Maternal Shoe Sculptures (UPDATE)
Teensy Tasty Treats
Simple Gesturing Stationary
Calorie-Free Food Cleansers
Cheerful Ceramic Chalices
Portable Productive Platforms
Toronto-Based Journalism Internships
Opulent Off-Kilter Washbasins
90 Tequila-Infused Innovations