The Noah Disaster Shelter Promises to Shield You From Any Danger
Omar Yusuf — October 4, 2011 — Social Good
References: digital.asahi & gizmodo
2012 approaches, which means that the deluge of cataclysmic events will only intensify; Should you purchase a Noah Disaster Shelter, however, you won't even notice the apocalypse unfolding around you!
The March '11 Tohoku earthquake forced humanity to collectively reevaluate the the power and implications of natural disasters -- with so many unsecured nuclear plants and with underfunded flood prevention, who knows what could happen! So why not prepare for the worst and buy a Noah Disaster Shelter. Although they don't come cheap ($3,999), these preservation spheres will safely house you and three loved ones. The impact-impervious shell accommodates pillows, duvets and provisions, allowing you to float harm-free through the flooded streets of your hometown. Lastly, manufacturer New CosmoPower added a coat of obnoxiously bright yellow paint so that signalling for help is as easy as possible. But depending on the cataclysmic scenario, you may not want to be found -- I'm told zombies are attracted to yellow!
The March '11 Tohoku earthquake forced humanity to collectively reevaluate the the power and implications of natural disasters -- with so many unsecured nuclear plants and with underfunded flood prevention, who knows what could happen! So why not prepare for the worst and buy a Noah Disaster Shelter. Although they don't come cheap ($3,999), these preservation spheres will safely house you and three loved ones. The impact-impervious shell accommodates pillows, duvets and provisions, allowing you to float harm-free through the flooded streets of your hometown. Lastly, manufacturer New CosmoPower added a coat of obnoxiously bright yellow paint so that signalling for help is as easy as possible. But depending on the cataclysmic scenario, you may not want to be found -- I'm told zombies are attracted to yellow!
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