The Wash Away Sins Towelette Cleans Away Deep Dirt

 - Aug 28, 2010
References: neatoshop & neatorama
We might be on our way to becoming one happy, germaphobic society, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it; enter the Wash Away Sins Towelette. These portable, disposable wipes offer twice the benefits that regular cloths do. Its antibacterial formula penetrates so deeply it, well, washes away your sins!

This is so priceless, yet $6 gets you a pack of six Wash Away Sins Towelettes. Its retro appearance is just a bonus.