Valentine's Day might not be for a few more weeks, but when it does finally roll around, you should definitely rock this hilarious valentine sweater by Cakeworthy.
There is no middle ground when it comes to Valentine's Day: you either love it or you hate it. If you're one of the people who think it's a shameless commercial holiday that exploits and capitalizes on our misguided, idealistic notions of love and romance, then this is the perfect sweater for you.
The candy hearts featured on the sweater's front read, "flowers," "chocolates" and "promises you don't intend to keep." Yes, many a-promise is made during this romantic holiday, but, alas, as the year progresses, few of those assurances, said in the heat of a lusty moment, are actually kept. That's Valentine's Day for you!