FOllowing much anticipation, Apple Pay was recently released, giving late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel an opportunity to explain how to go about using Apple Pay in your actual life. The non-sensical instructions featured on Jimmy Kimmel Live might not be of much use, but they are hilarious and represent a truthful description of what using Apple Pay would be like.
First, Kimmel warns the payment system automatically deducts the full amount from your checking account. The first few steps seem legitimate, like putting your credit card into the Passbook app and bringing your NFC-enabled iPhone 6 to a participating retailer. From there things get silly, as Kimmel says you stand there while the confused cashier tries to figure out what to do, you apologize to the people yelling at you for holding up the line and just use your debit card to get out of there.