Inspired by the never ending onslaught of Mother Nature, one blogger has come up with a tornado survival kit with a twist; a tornado fashion survival kit, a list of necessities for after the funnel cloud has struck.
The list includes such items as edible underwear because, “You need underwear, and you need food. If Red Cross or FEMA hasn’t arrived, and you’re hungry, munch on your undies. It’s an easy-access snack. Just reach in your pants and tear off a piece.”
It also features leather pants, to shimmy your way through the rubble, and a dark solid top because “people in dark colors look more flattering on television.”