Organ Donation Gets You Probation
South Carolina wants to pass legislation that would allow long-term inmates to donate organs (no, not your grandma's Bontempi) in exchange for reduced sentences. There will be a sliding scale "reduced sentence" for various organs like kidneys and bone marrow. Who is the chicken nugget that came up with this one? Your brain must have been breaded and deep-fried to think that murderers want to help save lives. Do you think they are there voluntarily? Perhaps you yourself have already made an organ donation? Your brain dude, your brain.