I hate to say it, but the holidays are approaching. This means you should be getting ready to invite people you don’t like over to your house and give gifts that you know no one will like. You should also look into a new kind of Christmas tree, and the Tannenboing Holiday Decoration may fit the bill.
Rather than a real tree that uses pesiticides and other harmful toxins during its growing process, the Tannenboing Holiday Decoration is basically a big recycled aluminum coil. It will look festive and more like a tree once you put the decorations on it.