This somewhat silly stainless steel hip flask is designed to hold your alcohol as well as your indifference. Available online from ThinkGeek, The Meh. Flask has a "6 oz capacity for liquids, unlimited apathy," but you must supply both. Perfect for carrying your alcohol somewhat discretely or for toasting astounding levels of mediocrity, this boozy container was made for people who just could not care less.
The simple stainless steel hip flask has a subtle lazer-etched message -- just the one word yet incredibly powerful sentence "meh." This product also makes a hilarious holiday gift for uncaring drinkers you know and feel at least lukewarm about. Of course, you can also gift it to yourself -- if you can be bothered.