In this era of metrosexuality, it's often hard to tell someone's sexual orientation. Hell, sometimes it's hard to tell someone's gender. Leave all this confusion and awkwardness behind by wearing your heart on your sleeve with these Sexuality Cufflinks by Tateossian.
The sterling silver cuffs feature a rotating display of different sexuality and status/ availability values that you can choose.
On one wrist you can choose: straight, gay, curious, transsexual, bisexual, or swinger. On the other wrist you wear: desperate, adulterous, divorced, single, married, or available.
When you change your mind about your availability or preference, all it takes is a little twist.
A pair of these cuffs sells for $140.
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