Rather than having to ask your friends or eagerly anticipate the number of likes you receive without first receiving a second opinion, the Selfie Analyzer app offers you in-depth feedback on the pictures you take of yourself. While it is certainly not the first smartphone application designed to make your selfies better, this mobile app has a scientific grading system in place.
According to Mashable, its "brutal assessments" can include "subject appears indifferent." Each self-portrait is also assigned a non-sensical spirit animal, like a snail. There is a gamified element to the Selfie Analyzer, which allows users to unlock new features with the more highly graded selfies they have. The free iOS app also lets you choose a selfie from your existing library, so you can ensure your filters and sizing are included in the analysis.