This romantic card by Near Modern Disaster doesn't beat around the bush: it reads, "I Want to Put My Mouth on Your Mouth." Well, tell us how you really feel!
The art of seduction is subtle and complex, requiring a sly, cunning mind and a shrewd insight into the mind of your conquest. From carefully wording your texts to laughing at their jokes to volleying cheeky comments back and forth, flirting can seem less like fun and more like navigating a minefield.
While some people love the verbal sparring and sweet anticipation of flirting, it's certainly not for everyone. If you'd rather cut to the chase, give your crush this hilariously straight-forward romantic card on Valetine's day.
This Greeting Card is the Perfect Choice For Your Crush
1. Direct Romantic Messaging - A trend toward straightforward, blunt messaging in romantic cards and other media facilitates more efficient communication of attraction and desire, potentially disrupting traditional notions of courtship.
2. Humorous Romantic Messaging - A trend toward humor and irreverence in romantic messaging can provide a refreshing and playful alternative to more serious expressions of love and intimacy, creating new opportunities for expression and connection.
3. DIY Greeting Cards - A trend toward handmade or customizable greeting cards allows individuals to express their creativity and personal style in romantic messaging, enabling unique and meaningful displays of affection.
1. Greeting Card Industry - The greeting card industry could capitalize on the trend toward more direct and humorous romantic messaging by adapting their product lines to cater to this new consumer demand.
2. E-card Industry - The e-card industry could capitalize on the trend toward DIY greeting cards by offering customizable digital templates and tools that allow individuals to create and send unique and personalized cards online.
3. Gift Industry - The gift industry could capitalize on the trend toward direct and humorous romantic messaging by creating a variety of complementary products, such as novelty items and accessories, that feature similar messaging to appeal to the same consumer demographic.