This romantic card by Near Modern Disaster doesn't beat around the bush: it reads, "I Want to Put My Mouth on Your Mouth." Well, tell us how you really feel!
The art of seduction is subtle and complex, requiring a sly, cunning mind and a shrewd insight into the mind of your conquest. From carefully wording your texts to laughing at their jokes to volleying cheeky comments back and forth, flirting can seem less like fun and more like navigating a minefield.
While some people love the verbal sparring and sweet anticipation of flirting, it's certainly not for everyone. If you'd rather cut to the chase, give your crush this hilariously straight-forward romantic card on Valetine's day.
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