These Pasta Boobs are the Breast Kind of Pasta You'll Ever Have

 - Jun 1, 2011
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If you’re in a crunch to figure out what to make for dinner, it may be time to reach for that box of Pasta Boobs.

These noodles are shaped like large breasts from a bird’s eye view. Large in size, these Pasta Boobs are sure to fill you up. Made of 100% finely ground durum wheat, the box of noodles comes complete with a recipe for Pert Pasta Boobs tossed with a creamy herb sauce.

The box of noodles is sure to spark up some conversation amongst your friends at a dinner party. The scandalous spaghetti pieces are also sure to be the breast kind of pasta you will ever have.