"Excuse me while I answer my panties."
You may hear this in the future, and now you'll know why. Call Me Panty is obviously targeting the geek who likes to wear women's clothes (male or female geek.) The panties ship in a heart shaped box and have a fake cellphone.
Real men will take out that fake phone and put in the latest Hello Kitty or diamond encrusted phone. Recording a sexy message with video would definitely help the coolness factor.
Women may want to set their phone to vibrate when their man calls.