Fed up with the world and think it is finally time for you to take over and restore order? Or just unleash hell and blast everybody away? The web has yet another solution to aid you and your evilness: Darksites.com/evilplan.
The online widget allows you to build your wicked business plan for world domination, or soul accumulation for a change, by helping you organize your concept and resources. Staged in three waves, the dark strategy may include the cloning of Superman, the vaporization of the Pyramids and the release of needlessly big weather machines by the help of classic thugs or mean English teachers. All that until the world yields to your evilness and elects you dictator for life, or even restores your credit rating.
World domination just got easier; all you need to do is fill in the blanks online. Here is mine, in case you feel like putting up a fight.
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Next, you must seize control of New York. This will all be done from an amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must let lose your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
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