Danelli Armouries Forges the Ultimate Novelty Toilet Brush

In the epic battle of getting your children (or even yourself) stoked about cleaning the toilet, this novelty toilet brush sword will help lead the charge to the coveted clean bathroom.

The novelty toilet brush has been customized to possess the handle of an epee or dueling sword -- en garde filthy toilet! Germs and waste are no match against the grime-fighting power of epic sword weaponry.

Now all one would need is the matching sword customized plunger and one's toilet would be utterly defenseless. Just make sure not to get too buck wild with your sword movement, or else you will end up making an even bigger mess than you were originally up against.