Flavorless Teeth Cleaners

The Nihilist Toothpaste is a Big Tube of Nothing (But Paste)

The Nihilist Toothpaste is made for those who believe that there is no more meaning in life than there is use for a decorative bicycle or whatnot. Like the Nihilist Mints that were created a number of years ago, the Nihilist Toothpaste is flavorless, odorless and colorless. All it boasts is a plain paste that gets the job done. No need for thrills and frills here.

Available online at Archie McPhee, the Nihilist Toothpaste was created by Accoutrements. As described on the Archie McPhee website, "At its most extreme, Nihilists don’t believe in anything.[...] Brushing your teeth with Nihilist Toothpaste is really brushing them with a big dollop of reality." But who really wants that?

Flavorless Products
Disruptive innovation opportunity for companies to create flavorless alternatives for traditionally flavored products.
Nihilist Marketing
Brands can tap into nihilistic themes and create marketing campaigns targeted at consumers who resonate with this philosophy.
Utility Products
Opportunity for companies to create products that serve a specific function or purpose without any added features.

Who This Affects Most

Personal Care
Personal care companies can explore the creation of flavorless toothpaste, mouthwash, and other oral hygiene products for consumers who prefer a no-frills approach.
Consumer Goods
Consumer goods companies can explore the creation of flavorless food and beverage products for consumers who prioritize function over taste.
Marketing
Marketing agencies can explore the creation of nihilistic campaigns targeted at consumers who are disenfranchised with traditional marketing tactics.
SCORE
2.7 out of 10
GENDER
50% Men50% Women
MARKETTop markets: North America
GENERATION
  • Gen Alpha
  • Gen Z (primary audience)
  • Millennial (primary audience)
  • Gen X (primary audience)
POPULARITY
Popularity 18%
Activity 54%
Freshness 8%