The Kanye Muscle Tank Expects More of Your Significant Other

 - Jul 18, 2014
References: kiddangerous & shop.nylon
The Kanye Muscle Tank by Kid Dangerous reminds you not to settle for less than your worth.

It's no secret that sometimes we make sacrifices for love. It's easy to overlook the fact that your beau has bailed on your last three dates when he has a body that looks like it was sculpted from marble and can play the guitar better than John Mayer. Don't let your infatuation get in the way of your rationality: you deserve better.

This t-shirt suggests that you "Be With Someone Who Treats You Like Kanye Treats Kanye." I can't imagine anyone who has mastered the art of self-love as completely as Kanye West. If we all expected our lovers to treat us as well as the self-proclaimed "voice of our generation" treats himself, we'd all be much happier for it.