In times of tragedy the best way to measure out your coping medicine known as whiskey is with the Good Grief Glasses. These dark-humored cups have measuring lines that tell one exactly what stage of the grieving process they are in.
If you are just entering the five stages of grief it is recommended that you fill the glass all the way to the top line labeled denial. Once you've had a full glass of whiskey and the sadness is really starting to get to you, pour in that Jack Daniels until it hits the anger line. At this point, you are probably getting a little tipsy so it's time to make a deal with God and work on your bargaining skills, as this is yet another stage labeled by the Good Grief Glasses. As soon as bargaining fails, gloom sets in and it's depression time. Once you've finally made it over the hump, you can finally finish off the five stages with a small swig of acceptance.
The Good Grief Glasses are sure to make any tragedy a little brighter with humor.
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