This Hilarious Ex-Boyfriend Tears-Collecting Vessel is a Flask for Women Grown

 - Feb 6, 2015
References: exboyfriendtears & designtaxi
This flask for women holds something much more potent than hard alcohol. Designed by Lauren Hom, the stainless steel hip flask is engraved with the words 'ex boyfriend tears' in cursive. If you consider yourself a powerful woman capable of reducing a grown man to tears and collecting broken hearts in your wake, this hilarious product is the one for you.

Especially relevant given Valentine's Day is coming up quickly, the flask for women is for those who are more than happy being single come February 14th. The product description notes ex-boyfriend tears also have no calories, so you can sip guilt-free. Holding six ounces, the flask will have you "dropping it low in no time" because "the whole-bottle-of-wine-at-home thing is so last week."