The Donut Care tank by Pyknic shows that you have little concern for the plight of others -- at least, not when the baked good is involved. The shirt, which cleverly reads, "Don't Know, Donut care," features a personified donut; the center of which serves as an open mouth, giving it an overall gluttonous appearance that corresponds to the shirt's blunt message.
There are few things in life that would send me into a Hunger Games-style fight to the death, but I think that a powdered donut might make the cut.
If you feel as strongly about this delicious, deep-friend pastry as I do, or, say, Homer Simpson does, then the Donut Care tank definitely belongs in your wardrobe. At the very least, it will signal to everyone else where your priorities lie.
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