The 'Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies' are Funny and Cruel

 - Jun 7, 2012
References: thinkgeek & thisiswhyimbroke
The 'Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies' are hilarious. After you finish your delicious bowl of noodles, crack open one of these cookies to see what your future brings. The fortune you will receive will be funny, evil and even sometimes, downright mean.

The cookie packages all come identical and clear, so there is no way of knowing the message until you give it out to a friend or family member. These cookies can be bought online, and come to $9.99 for 10 individually wrapped cookies.

These cookies have opposite messages from the standard positive fortunes cookies. These are not meant for children, but are a tasty -- albeit kind of bitter -- treat for the end of your meal.