Clothing-Challenged Celebrity Blogs

The 'Chris Brown Can't Dress' Tumblr Mocks the Star's Style

Singer Chris Brown has yet to understand the fundamentals of style and the Tumblr blog 'Chris Brown Can't Dress' has no problem pointing it out to him.

With a slogan of "Breezy Ain't Steezy," the website manages to make the viewer realize just how poorly this guy can dress. Though he has a steady cash flow and designer pieces, he is called out for his hideous combinations on this blog. From a pair of jean pants that looks to have an outline of a red fox running on the crotch to tucking in his pants to his kicks, the Chris Brown Can't Dress site is clearly a cry for the star to hire a stylist.

The site is perfect for those who are not fans of the star to have a few laughs at the terrible dresser's expense.

Celebrity Fashion Critique
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Fashion Blogging
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Websites and social media pages that critique celebrity fashion like 'Chris Brown Can't Dress' have the potential to disrupt traditional fashion media and provide new opportunities for independent fashion critics.
Alternative Fashion
Blogs and websites like 'Chris Brown Can't Dress' that critique fashion from an alternative perspective have the potential to disrupt the traditional, eurocentric fashion industry and provide a platform for underrepresented voices in fashion design and criticism.
SCORE
4.5 out of 10
GENDER
50% Men50% Women
MARKETTop markets: North America
GENERATION
  • Gen Alpha
  • Gen X
  • Gen Z (primary audience)
  • Millennial (primary audience)
POPULARITY
Popularity 67%
Activity 61%
Freshness 8%

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