The Breakup Recovery Kit Mends Your Broken Heart

 - Dec 3, 2013
References: knockknockstuff & incrediblethings
Breaking up is hard to experience, but with the Breakup Recovery Kit, you can heal your wounded heart and get over your lousy ex. Each kit comes with affirmation cards, a heart pendant, bandages, remedy booklet, a certificate of recovery and a yellow rubber bracelet that reads 'brokenhearted.'

This breakup recovery kit is a great aid for for a broken heart, or a scarred one. The requisite gallon of ice cream for moping is not included, but the remedy booklet can help you move past your sorrow, and the affirmation cards will help you build up your self esteem after getting dumped. And once you've officially gotten over your bad boyfriend, there's the nifty graduation-style certificate that you hang up on your wall. The Breakup Recovery Kit is great both as a sincere gift for a friend in need, or as a humorous gag gift.