Let’s face it, ‘Balm Chicky Balm Balm’ is a lip balm for cool people. You know the type; they (ironically?) wear platform shoes, own shag carpeting and think Burt Reynolds is the greatest man alive. Will ‘Balm Chicky Balm Balm’ make you cool? Maybe not, but it’s a start.
A product designed with the aesthetics of the adult films from the 1970s in mind, ‘Balm Chicky Balm Balm’ contains triple the amount of lip balm than your traditional tube and is available in a whole orgy (their word not mine) of different flavors; Juicy Melons, Sweet Baby Ginger, Hot Chocolate Love, Wild Mountain Honey and Huge Cucumber.
So put down the smartphone, quit manscaping, put on your leopard print everything and get yourself some ‘Balm Chicky Balm Balm.’ Maybe grow a mustache while you're at it.