When I was in prison, they only let us use liquid soap because we were always carving up the bar soap into shivs. Now I realize they hired the best soap carvers and some state pen is making a fortune selling Ghetto brand soap.
I think I’ll add this to my knuckle coffee cup, my trigger coffee cup and my brass knuckle umbrella. A fella just can’t be too careful these days.
Implications - In a day and age where the Internet can connect consumers to special forms of any household products, a company would be wise to invest in novelty influenced body care products. By adding an element of humor to a part of life that is often humorless, the company shows a strong sense of humor and a willingness to be cutting-edge.